Thursday, November 26, 2009

When u want emo hair, u should layer it a lot at the top, rite???

ive heard thats how u do it to get that bulky look at the top, is that wat u do???



When u want emo hair, u should layer it a lot at the top, rite???

if you want emo hair, dye it black, red at the bottom, slick it all forward in front of your face and layer it at the front . happiness is overrated



When u want emo hair, u should layer it a lot at the top, rite???

well make choppy at the top and layered at the bottom!!



When u want emo hair, u should layer it a lot at the top, rite???

Be careful! That can look really dated, like a mullet from the eighties.



When u want emo hair, u should layer it a lot at the top, rite???

well, if u don't want to put it in a ponytail ever then yeah, layer it at the top. but if u do sometimes want to put it up i'd get longer layers, like the shortest ones maybe being a little below your ears. emo for girls is basically anything short that is black and sort of cover your face with bangs.



When u want emo hair, u should layer it a lot at the top, rite???

heres what you do to get great emo hair. first, put in your finest emo cds into a larger rotating shuffle type cd player. hit random. cry for about 5 hours straight while agreeing with the boys from Hawthorne Heights that it isnt fair you didnt get that new BMW. after you collect your tears in a flask that stands for how empty you existence is, add in some dog **** from the front yard because you feel so low about yourself that you feel like dog **** that people step in and then get mad they even know you. once you mix this up real nice, add in some blood. your probably not emo enough to use your own blood and i dont recommend it anyways because it is waaay more emo to use someone elses blood. so go to the morge and ask for some blood from a recently deceased homeless person and add that into the emo mix. once all of this is in the jar, mix it up, spread it around, crank up the emo and cry yourself to sleep.

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